we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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