the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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