If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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