She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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