Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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