id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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