Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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