i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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