Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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