I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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