do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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