that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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