I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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