I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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