dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She's just so happy...and so naked.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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