Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
