hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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