I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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