i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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