Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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