sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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