what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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