id be glad to
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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