nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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