quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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