Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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