too bad you live with your parents still
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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