There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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