So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I think my moral compass just broke
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