I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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