google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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