He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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