so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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