I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
