Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Randomize
