I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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