I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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