Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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