fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Randomize
