your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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