I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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