so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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