I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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