The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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