We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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