My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She bit a glass in half.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
