He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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