friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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