I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Semen is not good for contacts.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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