from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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