I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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