Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
