OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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