Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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