hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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