Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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